So that is that and this is this

Queer Eye for a Culkin. I tried to make that clever, but it didn't really work out. I mean, really- it doesn't even rhyme. Okay...so this is gossip/hearsay, but I thought I'd post it anyway. I'm not an advocate for the truth...just the truth as I see it (which usually goes w/ whatever version is funnier). I could care less if he likes the men, I just feel sorry for poor little Mila- don't worry sweetheart, you didn't turn him gay-the seed was planted long ago (you know what I'm talking about, MJ). *it's like I'm not even trying

In other news not having to do w/ his sexuality, Mac will be on "Celebrity Poker Showdown" October 24th. Can't wait. I wonder what he's like in real life...and this is the closest I feel like I will get to having any idea.

If you can't wait till the 24th, Tournament 4: Game 1 will be on October 10th- the players are as follows:

Christopher Meloni
Matthew Perry
Stephen Root
Sarah Silverman
Micheal Vartan

I'm most excited to see Vartan, b/c he is easy on the eyes. Sarah is always a hit or miss for me- sometimes she's hilarious and sometimes the jokes fall so flat I grimace. Love Stephen Root...here's my favorite Bill Dauterive line:
"No, absolutement, no!" (Maybe you know it, maybe you don't)
And Matthew Perry and that Meloni guy...eh.

So...my afternoon is looking bleak as usual. Whatever will I do w/ my time.
R.